The Biker

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Karl/Pa.
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The Biker

Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:23 pm

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stopped.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity; he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?"

So, she did.

After she finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl!"
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Re: The Biker

Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:33 pm

You know what I am going to say Karl...........................................................................................................CORNER :shock:
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Re: The Biker

Post by DoubleD » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:21 pm

DuncaninFrance wrote:You know what I am going to say Karl...........................................................................................................CORNER :shock:
Or did you mean?............................................................................................................................................CORONER
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Re: The Biker

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:39 pm

Thats a good point Douglas :loco:
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"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
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