More Haunting Thoughts

[Karl/Pa.]

Why do you drive on a Parkway, but park on a Driveway ??

Why is it when you drop buttered toast it always falls buttered side down?

If Super Man is so smart why does he wear his underwear on the outside?

If a Spiders web comes out its butt why does Spidermans web come out of his wrists?

I opened mail from the phone company. It was a bill... which I paid with a check.
Later, I went out to dinner, they brought me the check... which I paid with a bill.

Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you are actually leaving a dump?

Also, why is there braile on the drive up atm?

Why do we always have a dry spell as long as my car is dirty, and then get rain within 12 hours after I spend all day washing and waxing it?

Why is it that when you are not in a rush, there is almost no one on the road, but when you are running late, every slow ass with a driver's license seems to be in front of you?

Why are there expiration dates on sour cream?

Where do you buy the seeds for seedless watermelons?