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Strange Corporate Names After Corporate Mergers

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:16 pm

Expected mergers

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2011:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zest Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
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Re: Strange Corporate Names After Corporate Mergers

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:01 am

CORNER!
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Re: Strange Corporate Names After Corporate Mergers

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:10 am

Must be slow times in Arizona.
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Re: Strange Corporate Names After Corporate Mergers

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:46 pm

Oh well, even on a slow day it's better than youtube. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Strange Corporate Names After Corporate Mergers

Post by Aughnanure » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:50 pm

Oh well, even on a slow day it's better than youtube.
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