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"Right" said Miss Jones the teacher to her class, "we are going to see if you know the meanings of some words. Who knows what what the word indifferent means?"
"I know", said Thomas, "it means better".
"That is not correct, Thomas", said Miss Jones, "why do you think it means better?"
"Well", said Thomas, "I was outside my sisters bedroom the other night when she was in there with her boyfriend and I heard her say, thats better, it's indifferent".

Regards
Peter.

Time you discovered the CORNER Peter!

Doctor discussing conception difficulties with a woman patient.

"Now about your husband; is it infrequent?"

"It's in every bloody chance he gets".