THE OLD RANCHER

[Niner Delta]

> The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom
> had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying
> a 'mail order' bride.
>
> Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.
>
> Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
> bride to be. Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
>
>
> Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual
> appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
>
> Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully
> suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on
> the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
>
> Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that
> afternoon.
>
> About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
>
> 'How's the new wife?' asked the banker.
>
> Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
>
> The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's
> the hired hand?'
>
> Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'



Don't ever underestimate old Guys!!!

[Niner]

Speaking of 80 year old father.

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2011/05/rea ... etera.html