Would You Marry Again?

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Would You Marry Again?

Post by BobB1 » Fri May 27, 2011 12:52 am

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over
at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
Again?"

HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not?
Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of
course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why
wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay,
okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You
would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes
audible groan)

WIFE: "Would
you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure,
it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would
you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where
else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would
you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:
"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would
you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That
would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would
you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm
sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would
you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes,
those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would
she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No,
she's left-handed."

WIFE: --
silence --

HUSBAND:
"shit."
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Re: Would You Marry Again?

Post by joseyclosey » Fri May 27, 2011 1:44 am

deep sh*t :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Would You Marry Again?

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri May 27, 2011 8:41 am

Open mouth.
Insert foot.
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Re: Would You Marry Again?

Post by Niner » Fri May 27, 2011 9:27 am

Since he likes golf...wonder if he is only trying to be like Tiger Woods?
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Re: Would You Marry Again?

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri May 27, 2011 10:59 am

FORE!
Duncan

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Re: Would You Marry Again?

Post by Niner Delta » Fri May 27, 2011 1:36 pm

PLAY!
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Re: Would You Marry Again?

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri May 27, 2011 4:01 pm

............................WITH HER AND YOU'RE DEAD :shock:
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
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