Old guys..........

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Old guys..........

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:28 am

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman..old Uncle Bill.. walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically,

"We're selling a$$-holes."

Without skipping a beat, Bill said, "You must be doing well. ----------------- Only two left."



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Re: Old guys..........

Post by joseyclosey » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:25 am

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Re: Old guys..........

Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:32 am

Don't mess with us old folks.
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