Paddy teaches Murphy to fly
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:12 am
Paddy and Murphy were in a light aircraft flying over Dublin with Murphy having a flying lesson from Paddy. After a couple of circuits of the city the plane was low on fuel so they had to get ready to make their approach for landing after a couple of turns Paddy and Murphy are on their final approach...
Paddy says "Ok Murphy when I tell ya to do so pull back on ta throttle and step on ta brakes as hard as you can ok?"
Murphy replies "Right so Paddy"
As the plane touches down Paddy shouts "Ok Murphy do what told ya ta do just now!"
Murphy throttles back and steps on the brakes as hard as he can the front wheel of the plane stops just on the edge of the tarmac just before the grass...
Murphy turns to Paddy and says "Bejesus Paddy tat was ta shortest runway I ever seen in my entire life"
Paddy replies to Murphy "I know Murphy but would ya look how f*****g wide it is"
Paddy says "Ok Murphy when I tell ya to do so pull back on ta throttle and step on ta brakes as hard as you can ok?"
Murphy replies "Right so Paddy"
As the plane touches down Paddy shouts "Ok Murphy do what told ya ta do just now!"
Murphy throttles back and steps on the brakes as hard as he can the front wheel of the plane stops just on the edge of the tarmac just before the grass...
Murphy turns to Paddy and says "Bejesus Paddy tat was ta shortest runway I ever seen in my entire life"
Paddy replies to Murphy "I know Murphy but would ya look how f*****g wide it is"