Gotta Love English Humor
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:51 am
Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who's English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.
Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.
Just Fostered a Muslim.
All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.
Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke.
All I said was, "Golly you're tall."
They've had to cancel the pantomime 'Jack & the Beanstalk' in Birmingham, Bristol, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton and London because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.
Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.
Just Fostered a Muslim.
All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.
Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke.
All I said was, "Golly you're tall."
They've had to cancel the pantomime 'Jack & the Beanstalk' in Birmingham, Bristol, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton and London because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!