Milsurp After Hours

One night, Suzanne found her husband just standing, staring at the crib while their baby girl slept.
She saw his face register disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, wonder, enchantment, and concern.
Touched by his unusual emotional display, she slipped her arms around him and whispered, "A penny for your thoughts."
He softly replied, "I'm amazed that they can make a crib like that for only forty bucks!