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man goes to the doctors....

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:22 am
by joseyclosey
"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog!"

"How long's this been going on?"

"Since I werra pup."

"Alright, you'd better lie down on the couch and we'll have a look at you."

"I'm not allowed ont' couch."

;)

Re: man goes to the doctors....

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:12 am
by Karl/Pa.
What is it this morning?

Re: man goes to the doctors....

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:05 am
by joseyclosey
A pirate girl staggers into the doctors surgery with a dagger stuck in her leg,


"Is it serious doc",


"No, its just a little cut lass"



Aaaaaarrrr ;)

:pirate:

Re: man goes to the doctors....

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:45 pm
by dhtaxi
Corner :evil:

Re: man goes to the doctors....

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:30 am
by Serenity
i dont agree lol :lol:

Re: man goes to the doctors....

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:50 pm
by Aughnanure
joseyclosey wrote:A pirate girl staggers into the doctors surgery with a dagger stuck in her leg,


"Is it serious doc",


"No, its just a little cut lass"



Aaaaaarrrr ;)

:pirate:
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrr

AR the hell with it !!! It won't bloody work.

Re: man goes to the doctors....

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:58 am
by Karl/Pa.
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

Re: man goes to the doctors....

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:29 am
by joseyclosey
What shape is a lime?
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S'curvy.



I'll get me cutlass. :mrgreen:

Re: man goes to the doctors....

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:12 pm
by DuncaninFrance
I NEED ANOTHER HOLIDAY :loco: