Milsurp After Hours

After Daylight Saving Time ended I stopped
in to visit my dyslexic friend.

He was busy covering his penis with
black shoe polish.

I said to him, “You idiot! You're supposed
to turn your clock back!”

DOG is my Co-Pilot.

If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic!

Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!

Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexic Association.

Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He ended up selling his soul to Santa.

Have you heard about the dyslexic cop who issued the drunk driver an IUD?

What do you get when the you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic, and an insomniac.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.