Our prez is on the job...............
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:13 pm
These would be funnier if they weren' so true................Vern.
"The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich." —P. J. O'Rourke
Q - How do you starve an Obama supporter?
A - Hide their food stamps under their work shoes.
Obama was leaving the country club golf course when he was accosted by an armed robber who demanded, "Give me all of your money!" Barack haughtily replied, "Do you know who I am. I'm the President of the United States!" The robber snarled back, "Then give me all MY money."
Q. What Bruce Springsteen song always makes Obama grin?
A. “Born in the U.S.A.”
Q. Why is Obama more popular in China than in America?
A. He created jobs over there.
President Obama has closed the Washington Monument in the aftermath of the Virginia earthquake. Barack's friend Bill Ayers will be hired for the demolition work.
Q. What does Barack Obama intend to do about the Washington, D.C. earthquake?
A. Blame it on George Bush.
Q. Why isn't TSA catching any terrorists?
A. They don't screen passengers on Air Force One.
Obama claims that he has a balanced budget plan. It's exactly one half smoke and one half mirrors.
The good news is that Obama has finally begun drilling for oil. The bad news is that he's only drilling in our strategic oil reserve.
If you voted for Obama in 2008, it proved you are not a racist. If you vote for Obama again in 2012, it will prove that you are one.
A major freeway in California is named after the great Ronald Reagan. After he leaves office, Chicago should name a dead end after Barack Obama.
It was recently revealed that President Obama’s autobiography was actually written by the SDS terrorist Bill Ayers. Worse yet, Ayers copied most of it from Jimmy Carter's autobiography.
The Obama administration has decided to get rid of the old USDA food pyramid. It's being replaced with a food minaret.
Q. Why did Obama wait so long to release his birth certificate?
A. He didn't have a registered copy of PhotoShop.
Barack Obama has reportedly started holding a weekly séance in the Oval Office.
So far, he has only managed to channel Jimmy Carter.
Q. Why can't the National Weather Service name a hurricane after Obama?
A. The Centers for Disease Control gets to use his name first.
President Barack Hussein Obama has finally released his actual birth certificate, proving that he really was born in Hawaii, our 57th state.
It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Obama thought that they must have found his real birth certificate.
"The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich." —P. J. O'Rourke
Q - How do you starve an Obama supporter?
A - Hide their food stamps under their work shoes.
Obama was leaving the country club golf course when he was accosted by an armed robber who demanded, "Give me all of your money!" Barack haughtily replied, "Do you know who I am. I'm the President of the United States!" The robber snarled back, "Then give me all MY money."
Q. What Bruce Springsteen song always makes Obama grin?
A. “Born in the U.S.A.”
Q. Why is Obama more popular in China than in America?
A. He created jobs over there.
President Obama has closed the Washington Monument in the aftermath of the Virginia earthquake. Barack's friend Bill Ayers will be hired for the demolition work.
Q. What does Barack Obama intend to do about the Washington, D.C. earthquake?
A. Blame it on George Bush.
Q. Why isn't TSA catching any terrorists?
A. They don't screen passengers on Air Force One.
Obama claims that he has a balanced budget plan. It's exactly one half smoke and one half mirrors.
The good news is that Obama has finally begun drilling for oil. The bad news is that he's only drilling in our strategic oil reserve.
If you voted for Obama in 2008, it proved you are not a racist. If you vote for Obama again in 2012, it will prove that you are one.
A major freeway in California is named after the great Ronald Reagan. After he leaves office, Chicago should name a dead end after Barack Obama.
It was recently revealed that President Obama’s autobiography was actually written by the SDS terrorist Bill Ayers. Worse yet, Ayers copied most of it from Jimmy Carter's autobiography.
The Obama administration has decided to get rid of the old USDA food pyramid. It's being replaced with a food minaret.
Q. Why did Obama wait so long to release his birth certificate?
A. He didn't have a registered copy of PhotoShop.
Barack Obama has reportedly started holding a weekly séance in the Oval Office.
So far, he has only managed to channel Jimmy Carter.
Q. Why can't the National Weather Service name a hurricane after Obama?
A. The Centers for Disease Control gets to use his name first.
President Barack Hussein Obama has finally released his actual birth certificate, proving that he really was born in Hawaii, our 57th state.
It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Obama thought that they must have found his real birth certificate.