Involuntary Muscle Contractions
A professor at the University of Georgia was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom............
Involuntary Muscle Contractions
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Karl/Pa.
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Involuntary Muscle Contractions
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Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions
The old ones, the old ones.......hey ho Karl! 
Duncan
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.