Quickie In The Bushes
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:07 pm
There are two statues in a park: one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,
When one day an angel came down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brought the two to life!!!!!!!!
The angel told them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life
for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looked at her, she looked at him, and they went running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waited patiently as the bushes rustled and giggling ensued.
After fifteen minutes, the two returned, out of breath and laughing.
The angel told them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left; would you care to do it again?'
He asks her, 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replied, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions....
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you s**t on its head!!'
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,
When one day an angel came down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brought the two to life!!!!!!!!
The angel told them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life
for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looked at her, she looked at him, and they went running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waited patiently as the bushes rustled and giggling ensued.
After fifteen minutes, the two returned, out of breath and laughing.
The angel told them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left; would you care to do it again?'
He asks her, 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replied, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions....
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you s**t on its head!!'
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING