Dogs
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:29 am
Why Some Men Have Dogs Instead Of Wives
1. The later you are, the more happy your dog is to see you.
2. Dog's don't notice if you call them by another name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dog like to go hunting and fishing and to the beach.
9. A dog will not wake you up in the night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, the don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dog like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
14. Last but not least: If a dog leaves, he won't take half your stuff.
1. The later you are, the more happy your dog is to see you.
2. Dog's don't notice if you call them by another name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dog like to go hunting and fishing and to the beach.
9. A dog will not wake you up in the night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, the don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dog like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
14. Last but not least: If a dog leaves, he won't take half your stuff.