Fast
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:23 am
Dawson and his wife, Jennifer, had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip
through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up
old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds.
Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"
Dawson did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip
through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up
old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds.
Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"
Dawson did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
