THE KNOB
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:20 pm
> A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
>
> The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
>
> Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
>
> Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful - the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
>
> After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
>
> "All these years, everything has been working just fine.
> I've had to turn the knob and I've always loved the results.
> But now I've developed two annoying problems:
> First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
>
> The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your t**s."
>
> She said, "No point asking about the beard then..........."
>
> The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
>
> Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
>
> Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful - the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
>
> After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
>
> "All these years, everything has been working just fine.
> I've had to turn the knob and I've always loved the results.
> But now I've developed two annoying problems:
> First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
>
> The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your t**s."
>
> She said, "No point asking about the beard then..........."