DEAD DONKEY
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:21 pm
A bloke bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The next day the farmer told him the donkey had died.
"Well I'll have my money back,." said brian. "Can't do that," said the farmer " I've spent it"
"Ok, bring me the dead donkey" "What are you going to do with him? " I'm going to raffle him" said brian.
A month later, the two men met up and the farmer asked what had happened.
" I raffled him" said brian. "I sold 500 tickets at two pounds apiece and made a profit of £898"
The farmer said " Didn't anyone complain"
"Just the the bloke who won. So I gave him his two pounds back."
Brian now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland
"Well I'll have my money back,." said brian. "Can't do that," said the farmer " I've spent it"
"Ok, bring me the dead donkey" "What are you going to do with him? " I'm going to raffle him" said brian.
A month later, the two men met up and the farmer asked what had happened.
" I raffled him" said brian. "I sold 500 tickets at two pounds apiece and made a profit of £898"
The farmer said " Didn't anyone complain"
"Just the the bloke who won. So I gave him his two pounds back."
Brian now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland