Tennessee
Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 3:37 am
A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in an Tennessee hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if an Tennessee redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age inTennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee ........
Documentaries.
A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to
the driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert' near took
out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books -
poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Tennessee .
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide. The
bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him
and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?" "I'm a taxidermist," said
the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the
world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender
stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us."
beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in an Tennessee hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if an Tennessee redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age inTennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee ........
Documentaries.
A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to
the driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert' near took
out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books -
poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Tennessee .
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide. The
bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him
and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?" "I'm a taxidermist," said
the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the
world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender
stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us."