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Endorsement

Post by wh12725 » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:38 pm

I am writing to say what an excellent product you

have! I've used it all through my married life, as

my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago,I spilled some red wine

on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and

uncaring husband started to berate me about how

clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain

in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I

ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse.

I tried to get the stain out using a bargain

detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a

bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and

to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains

came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the

detectives who came by yesterday told me that the

DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my

attorney called and said that I would no longer be

considered a suspect in the disappearance of my

husband.

What a relief! Going,through menopause is bad enough

without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once

again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta

go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag

people.
wh12725
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