The New Lexus

This is where you can share a funny story or joke. Adult humor allowed in large degree. Jokes that are considered more offensive than humorous will be deleted.
Post Reply
User avatar
Karl/Pa.
Leading Member
Posts: 3919
Joined: Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:34 pm
Location: South-Central Pennsylvania

The New Lexus

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:42 pm

A guy got a new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that he couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued....and On The Road Again came from the speakers.

He drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time he'd say,"Beethoven!" he'd get beautiful classical music, and if he said, "Beatles!" he'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed the new car, but he swerved in time to avoid them.

"ASSHOLES!" he yelled.....

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....

I LOVE this car! :D
Karl

Medicare Life Member

Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
User avatar
wh12725
Moderator Emeritus
Posts: 233
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2003 7:47 pm
Location: Omaha, NE

New Lexus

Post by wh12725 » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:17 am

:lol: :lol:
wh12725
LECS 03C1016
User avatar
wh12725
Moderator Emeritus
Posts: 233
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2003 7:47 pm
Location: Omaha, NE

New Lexus

Post by wh12725 » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:18 am

:lol: :lol:
wh12725
LECS 03C1016
Post Reply