Milsurp After Hours

The top ten jokes chosen this year are as follows:

1. Stewart Francis – “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

2. Tim Vine – “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. ”

3. Will Marsh – “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”

4. Rob Beckett – “You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”

5. Chris Turner – “I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don’t know why.”

6. Tim Vine – “I took part in the sun tanning Olympics – I just got Bronze.”

7. George Ryegold – “Pornography is often frowned upon, but that’s only because I’m concentrating.

8. Stewart Francis – “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!”

9. Lou Sanders – “I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: ‘It’s not rocket salad.”

10. Nish Kumar – “My mum’s so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn’t fancy her chances.”

Personally I think No: 3 is the best

Those jokes are pretty bad. And there really was a festival and Duncan is showing the actual winners. Hard to believe.

The winning joke that won some trophy was the first one.... who the hell is Posh and Becks?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2012/au ... s-revealed

Niner wrote:Those jokes are pretty bad. And there really was a festival and Duncan is showing the actual winners. Hard to believe.

The winning joke that won some trophy was the first one.... who the hell is Posh and Becks?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2012/au ... s-revealed

David Beckham & Wife................................................................Pair of right pillocks

Is that different to left pillocks?

Obviously not a humor contest........

Vern.

But none the less a 'funny' contest

Aughnanure wrote:But none the less a 'funny' contest

Well, maybe it was a what the audiences deserved......................