Married Life
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:35 pm
He didn’t like the casserole
and he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard
not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t perk the coffee right
he didn’t like the stew.
I didn’t mend his socks
like his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer.
I was looking for a clue.
So I turned around and
smacked the shit out of him.
Like his mother used to do.
and he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard
not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t perk the coffee right
he didn’t like the stew.
I didn’t mend his socks
like his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer.
I was looking for a clue.
So I turned around and
smacked the shit out of him.
Like his mother used to do.