Milsurp After Hours

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that
I can have sex at 72.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 70.
It's not too far to walk home afterwards.
It's the same side of the street.
I don't have to cross the road!
Life is good!!!!

I was having sex at 72.................but she was blocking my view of the road and the crash nearly killed us both.......

Vern.