Milsurp After Hours

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:



A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping

for me and buy one carton of milk.



And if they have avocados, get 6."




A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons

of milk.



The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

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What would happen with me is I'd understand what she meant but .......somehow..... I'd get the wrong brand of milk, even though she didn't say brand mattered, and the avacodos would all have something wrong with them... too hard, too soft, wrong variety, too expensive, etc.