Milsurp After Hours

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asked her, "What are you up to?"

Alice smiled. "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly

decided to take her along. Later they arrived at the hunting

site. Jake set his wife safely up in the tree stand and told

her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim and I'll come running

back as soon as I hear the shot."

Jake walked away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice

couldn't bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not 10 minutes

passed when he was startled as he heard an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he

heard Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!"

Confused, Jake raced faster towards his screaming wife. And

again he heard her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by

another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake was

surprised to see a guy standing there with his hands high in

the air. The guy, obviously distraught, said, "Okay, lady,

okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle

off it!"