New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:22 pm
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I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store
Stop exercising. Waste of time.
Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
Watch more movie remakes.
Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.
Procrastinate more.
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
I will no longer waste my time reliving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials
Start being superstitious.
Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store
Stop exercising. Waste of time.
Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
Watch more movie remakes.
Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.
Procrastinate more.
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
I will no longer waste my time reliving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials
Start being superstitious.
Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!