the father

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the father

Post by joseyclosey » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:57 am

A father walks into his young son's room and says,
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"Son, I told you if you don't stop doing that you'll go blind."
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The son says, "Dad, I'm over here."

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Re: the father

Post by deadin » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:29 am

Is it possible to be in more than one corner at the same time?
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Re: the father

Post by DuncaninFrance » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:26 am

Only if you blow him up I suspect :shock:
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Re: the father

Post by Aughnanure » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:10 pm

Are there corners on Mars?
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