I'm glad we don't have idiot catching devices like that where I live.

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable GPS and replie...

I used to be a feminist, now I'm a masochist.