Adult, but only if you get it

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Aughnanure
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Adult, but only if you get it

Post by Aughnanure » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:34 pm

Handsome young man, with a terrific build walked into a singles bar and was surrounded by beautiful women.

He was having a great time but noticed that the latest arrival was a short fat chap who ignored all the girls and went straight to the bar, ordered a drink and sat talking to the barman

Suddenly two of the most beautiful girls went over and started to talk to him and when he finished his drink, left with him, arm in arm.

Intrigued, the handsome one asks the barman "What's that fat guy got? The two most beautiful girls went off with him."

"Dunno" said the barman " He was just talkin, took a drink an' licked his eyebrows".

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Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:05 pm

:lol: :lol:
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