Meat Shortage

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Karl/Pa.
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Meat Shortage

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:10 pm

A Russian, a Saudi, a North Korean and a New Yorker are walking down the street. A pollster stops them and asks, "Excuse me, what is your opinion of the meat shortage?"

The Saudi replies, "Excuse me, what's a 'shortage'?"

The Russian replies, "Excuse me, what's meat?"

The North Korean replies, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?"

Finally, the New Yorker replies, "What's 'Excuse me?'"
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Post by Aughnanure » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:35 pm

Gosh, I thought that this one was the answer to the two on underwear :razz:
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