THE CORRECT WAY TO COME HOME DRUNK!

[joseyclosey]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to

the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever

I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before

I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the

garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the

stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my

leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and

Yells at me for staying out so late! "His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the

wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the

steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my

shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her

on the ass and say! "WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound

asleep.

It Works Every Time!!