1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't
have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending
machine.
5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in
reverse?
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.
7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of
it.
9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those
who don't.
10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
universe.
11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically
challenged.
12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors
arrived on the
"Juneflower."
13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything
you say will be
misquoted and used against you.
14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be
without sponges.
15. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
16. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed
how it remains so
popular?
18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented
fool.
19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can
raise its burial costs
and blame it on the higher cost of living.
20. Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd
all fall off.
21. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50
chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll
get it wrong.
22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in
the world end to
end, someone would be stupid enough to try and
pass them.
23. You can't have everything. Where would you put
it?
24. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make
up 75% of the
world population.
25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
26. The things that come to those that wait may be
the things left by
those who got there first.
27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking.
28. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
29. The shin bone is a device for finding
furniture.
30. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a
fine for doing well.
31. It was recently discovered that research causes
cancer in rats.
32. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since
nobody listens.
33. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use
a few.
34. I started out with nothing, and I still have
most of it.
35. When you go into court, you are putting
yourself in the hands of
12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of
jury duty.
Milsurp After Hours
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