Changing World Economic Conditions

[Karl/Pa.]

Due to changing world economic conditions some major mergers will take place by the end of the month!

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

.2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMM Good.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

AND FINALLY . . . .

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTitty Bang Bang!