The major recognizes him and says "GOOD GOD ITS PHILLIPS,ISN'T IT?"
To which he replies "YES,THAT'S CORRECT,SIR",all the while remembering what a b**tard he was.
"WHEN THE DEVIL DID YOU JOIN !" booms the Major.
"OH,A FEW WEEKS AGO",Phillips answers.
"ARE YOU A TOWN OR COUNTRY MEMBER?"
He replies "I'M A TOWN MEMBER,SIR"
"HMMM,OF COURSE I'M A COUNTRY MEMBER" says the Major.
"YES,I REMEMBER!" says Phillips.
