Barbie Dolls

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Karl/Pa.
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Barbie Dolls

Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:20 am

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one?

We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95,

Shopping Barbie for $19.95,

Beach Barbie for $19.95,

Disco Barbie for $19.95,

and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..."Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's computer and one of Ken's Friends."
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