A little boy goes into his mother
"Mummy, does an au pair come apart?"
"Of course not, Why do you ask, darling?"
"Oh, I just heard Daddy tell Uncle John that he screwed the arse off ours"
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings...
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings...
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))