Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings...

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Tom-May
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Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings...

Post by Tom-May » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:15 pm

A little boy goes into his mother

"Mummy, does an au pair come apart?"

"Of course not, Why do you ask, darling?"

"Oh, I just heard Daddy tell Uncle John that he screwed the arse off ours"
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))
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