I went to.....

[joseyclosey]

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new

nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed

and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only

be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I

observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: a

tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.

When the doctor finally came in I said, look Doc, I'm a little confused.

This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove

is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door,

flung the door open, and yelled to his nurse.......

Damn it! Evelyn, I said a BUTT LIGHT

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[Aughnanure]

I caught it but I bet that it went over a few heads

[Niner]

Not in America. Cheers.

[stripperclip]

must have been a southern trained nuse.

[Karl/Pa.]

must have been a southern trained nuse.

A BLONDE southern nurse.

[Aughnanure]

How can they make it light? Take all the alcohol out?