Bubba and Junior

[Niner]

Bubba and Junior (Red Neck mechanical engineers) were

standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,"

said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a

few bolts, and laid the pole down.

Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took

a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just

like a blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government

work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees

(thanks Jimmy Sanchez)