Random Meaningless Pictures - Part 2

Post by **DuncaninFrance** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:38 am

Seen on the beach at Lacanau Ocean, Medoc. Even I don't drink that much at lunchtime!

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Duncan

joseyclosey · Post by **joseyclosey** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:09 pm

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Post by **DuncaninFrance** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:12 pm

The Wisdom of Will Rogers.

1. Don’t squat with you spurs on.

2. Good judgement comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

3. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

4. If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

5. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

6. Never kick a cow pat on a hot day.

7. There’s two theories to arguin’with a woman – neither one works.

8. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

9. Never slap a man who’s chewin tobacco.

10. It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

11. Always drink upstream from the herd.

12. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.

13. When you’re throwing your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by someone else.

14. The quickest way to double you money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

15. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

16. There are 3 kinds of men:

The one that learns by reading.

The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to piss on the electric fence for themselves.

Duncan