"What do you wear under your kilt?"
"Naethin' Lassie"
"Well prove it"
"Put ye'r han' up an' see"
"OH! It's gruesome'
"Aye, 'an if ye dinna tek ye'r han' awa it'll grew s'more !!"
Under the Kilt
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Under the Kilt
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.
Eoin.
Eoin.
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"Is anything worn under your kilt McPillock?"
No! It's all in perrrfect workin orrder!"
Duncan
No! It's all in perrrfect workin orrder!"
Duncan
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.