A Somalian arrived in Croydon (UK) as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom. He stopped the first person he saw walking down the street and said: "Thank you, Mr. Englishman for letting me into this country!
" The passer-by replied: " You are mistaken, I am from Pakistan." The man continued and encountered another passer-by. " Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain! " The person
retorted: "I no Blitish, I flom Hong Kong." The new arrival walked further, and the next person he saw he stopped, shook his hand and said: " Thank you for the wonderful Britain! " The startled man said:
" I am from Iran; I am not British! " He finally spotted a nice-looking lady and asked suspiciously: " Are you a British citizen? " "No", she replied, " I am from Romania. "
He was puzzled and asked her: " Where are all the British? " The Romanian lady looked at her watch, shrugged and said:………..
"Probably at work."
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.