Get Well Wishes

[Karl/Pa.]

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed

appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs

in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told

him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up

enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of

adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in

large black letters was the sentence.

"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."