Paddy and Murphy on top of a ski slope.
Paddy says to Murphy "Do you go down here zig zag or zag zig?"
Murphy says "I haven’t got a clue. I’ll ask that bloke over there"
So Murphy says to this bloke "Do you go down here zig zag or zag zig,mate?"
The bloke says "Sorry,mate,can’t help you. I’m a tobogganist."
Murphy says "In that case,can I have twenty Bensons?"