West Virginia Medical Terms

[Karl/Pa.]

Otherwise known as "West by God Virginny Speak."

> > > Benign..............What you be after you be eight.

> > > Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.

> > > Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die.

> > > Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.

> > > Catscan..................Searching for Kitty.

> > > Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.

> > > Colic.......................A sheep dog.

> > > Coma.......................A punctuation mark.

> > > D&C........................Where Washington is.

> > > Dilate......................To live long.

> > > Enema.....................Not a friend.

> > > Fester.....................Quicker than someone else.

> > > Fibula..... ................A small lie.

> > > G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball.

> > > Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on.

> > > Impotent.................Distinguished, well known.

> > > Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work.

> > > Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.

> > > Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid.

> > > Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.

> > > Node.......................I knew it.

> > > Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.

> > > Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.

> > > Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.

> > > Post Operative.......A letter carrier.

> > > Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.

> > > Rectum..................Damn near killed him.

> > > Secretion...............Hiding something

> > > Seizure...................Roman emperor.

> > > Tablet....................A small table.

> > > Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.

> > > Tumor....................More than one.

> > > Urine.. . .................Opposite of mine.

> > > Varicose.................Near by/close by.