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Post by joseyclosey » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:56 pm

A father takes his son for a walk in the country.The boy is a horrid little toe-rag and sees a butterfly on a flower which he stamps on,killing it. "What did you do that for!" shouts his dad "As punishment you won't get any butter for a week!" Furious with the boy,the father takes him home.As they enter the kitchen,the boys mother stands on a cockroach scuttling across the floor.The boy turns to his dad saying "will you tell her or will I?"
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:32 pm

The old ones are still the --------old ones Joe!!
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Post by joseyclosey » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:16 pm

;) :mrgreen:
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