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Tom-May
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Post by Tom-May » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:50 am

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I've just been banned from my local garden centre. :(

I was talking to one of the assistants about garden woodwork and he asked me if I wanted decking.

Luckily, I got my punch in first!
The Truth IS Out There, The lies are in your head. (T. Pratchett - 'Hogfather'))
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:05 pm

Way to go Tom!

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Post by DuncaninFrance » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:31 pm

You stupid boy Pike!
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Post by Aughnanure » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:18 pm

See what comes of reading Pratchett?
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.

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