Seems right fair...

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Aughnanure
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Seems right fair...

Post by Aughnanure » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:31 am

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married.

She goes on and on and on..

Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in adaze.The counselor turns to the husband and says with a serious face,

"This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:17 am

Yeah? Makes sense to me.
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