Penis Enlargement

[Karl/Pa.]

A guy goes to the doctor seeking an penis enlargement. The doctor says sure, there is this new operation where we take the muscle from a baby elephant's trunk and use it to enlarge you're penis.

The guy has the operation and a few months later he is out on his first date with his new penis.

Sitting in a restaurant as he is talking to his hot blonde date. His penis comes up from under the table and grabs a biscuit then goes back under the table.

Impressed, his date ask if he can do that again.

He replies: I think so... but I don't think my ass can handle another biscuit.